Today, He would like to thank Ed Hardy. Why you might ask? Well the answer is simple. Ed Hardy has made it easy for people everywhere to easily figure out who the dbags are in the crowd. Anyone wearing an EH shirt should be instantly removed from Planet Earth.
Men by law are not allowed to wear anything with sparkles or shiney sh*t on them. Dragons, skulls, animals, and other men names should also be included on the list of things Men should never have on a shirt. Another thank you to EH for expanding so fast that there is now a wide variety of items to help locate these dbags; hats, shoes, bathingsuits, belts, and much more. Hell they even sell baby clothing if you want to set your child up for complete and total failure early in life.
-He