Just when you thought you had seen it all. Let He introduce you to the Cuchini.
"The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (p*nties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."
Wow. Wow. Wow. Why is there such hate on the camel toe? These people are trying to ruin a great Ameican love. Please for the love of everything in this world, never ever buy a Cuchini. He does like the fact that they allow you to send one anonymously. That's some f*cked up sh*t.
-He