Peter Pan is that you?

This is unexplainable. He is dumbfounded by these pants. You gotta be on some real good drugs to put these on and walk out of the house. On second thought, He isn't sure that he would allow his girl to wear these in the house. It just goes to show, put any old sh*t in a box, put a name on it, and sure enough there will be someone dumb enough out there to buy it.
-He