Left side of the picture, over the knee furry flat boots. What the f*ck are you thinking. He has already spoken about his hate for over the knee flat boots and how they are the anti-sexy boot. But if you are gonna add some furriness into the top of them and then go and wear them in the snow, you deserve a stupid person and poorly dress person award. Furthermore, it does not help her cause, or his cause, that the pic on the right was the guy she was walking with. That's right folks, for you old enough to know about the Ghostbusters, this guy is wearing a Proton Pack Backpack. Fools.
-He
Another Day Another Snow Storm...
How High Should the Socks Show?
How much sock should actually be showing above a boot? He is thinking anything more then 3" of sock showing and you are starting to get into too much sock territory. This picture is borderline, but for the most part He would suggest just showing 1-2" of sock at the most.
Honestly, between all this snow, traveling and it being fcking 10 degrees outside, He is a little low on pictures these days. If you got anything He worthy send it to Fashionbyhe@gmail.com
-He
Horseback Riding on a Monday...
Is she going horse back riding? Not sure He understands this outfit...care to explain yourself?
-He
Just Incase You Were Wondering...BAD!
After last weeks rant about Flat Boots, He thought He would also make it clear that flat over the knee boots are also extremely bad. Over the knee boots are suppose to have a certain level of sexiness to them. Aka the hoooker shoe for a reason. Not sure when but at some point someone cut off the heel and thought this was still a good look. Well they and you are wrong. An over the knee boot without a heel, is like something else thats equally as unsexy and unnattractive.
-He
Flat Boots Are on the Sh*t List...
The boots the girl would be wearing are the ones above. Every single girl that wears these leather or whatever else material boots that have a little slouch in them, these girls look ridiculous. Is it just He or does it look like they are wearing boots 10 sizes too big, and that they could slip right out of them.
Hopefully by now you get the idea and can think of a place or a person who has worn this look. Well just an FYI flat boots are not He Approved. Not a good option for fall or winter, He even took the time out to search threw a few websites and lucky it looks like most of the stuff being sold this year isn't these horrible "too big flats." Just in case you forgot, He constructed a FbyHe Heel Height-o-Meter for those of you who need pictures to better understand.
-He
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These boots are making He blue...
-He
Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!
-He
He isn't cocky, He is confident...Are you?
Listen up tall girls and you listen good. There are two types of tall girls in this world, the talls that are confidence and embrace the tallness and then then tall girls who hate being tall and do everything they can to hide the height. We'll if you have read previous blog posts (go read them) then you know how He feels. Tall, short, thin or um....anyway, heels are a must. There is no fashion, no style, no haircut, no outfit a girl can wear that is sexier then confidence.
He does not care if you are tall, stop wearing these dumb ass ugly flat boots. Guess what? Your still f*cking tall. So suck it up, look in the mirror, strap on some heels and get out there. If you think no one wants a tall girl, well guess again. But no one wants a tall girl that has no confidence.
-He
So, You think you can dance...
If you put on a skirt, and bend over and your entire ass is hanging out. Time for a new outfit. He only complains because its not very stylish, however it is nice to look at. There are ways to look good and not look like a tramp at the same time. To make it worse, she has a triangle cut out in the back. This can be entered under the bad back category. Who the f*ck wants to just see a triangle of your back. Talk about a not sexy look, either show your back or don't. He doesn't need a half ass effort here ladies.
-He
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