You are Definitely NOT Gonna Look Good...

Well great finally He found jewelry that is guaranteed to turn people away. Why anyone would buy this face distorting jewelry is not something He can understand. But hey, He hopes someone wears it and He is there to take a picture and laugh at it.
-He

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...Washington, DC

here's the hot mess i came across on the metro in DC today...I swore she was an 8 yr old girl until i saw her frazzled hair and her face...*cringes* and yes, she was applying nail polish on the train and it was all over her cuticles...ahhhh xoxo Janine apetitediva.blogspot.com

Hot Mess indeed.
-He

Get This Off My Head...

He can promise you this, if the ArmHe ever goes to war, a real war, not like our War on UGGS, He will never allow these weird head gear to be apart of the ArmHe uniform. Then again not so sure how good of an ArmHe we will be in 6" heels...oh well at least the ArmHe will look damn good.
-He

RubberBands Have a Better Use Then...

He as a bunch of rubber bands all over He's desk, but there is no way anyone should ever consider holding their pants up. Tuck your pants into your socks, do something, using bright green rubber bands is only going to land you on Fashion by He, for the world to laugh at.
-He
-He

Hey Jeremy, What Were You Thinking?

Ready-to-Wear Fall 2011? Umm, Ready-to-Wear to what? Jeremy Scott is going to have to provide a little "how to" on this collection. He gets the "Enjoy God" Dress. Pretty sure Jeremy was thinking about the future Fashion by He Girl when he designed that dress. Slime - no thanks, some of those other outfits look like a rainbow threw up all over. To each their own.
-He

Hell F*cking No...Not Allowed

He always says Heels are required for all women all the time, but of course it was just a matter of time, before someone went and threw it right back in He's face. F*cking Slipper High Heels, go figure. Oh and why there were at it, let's make a Sweater Boot too. Like come on, a guy wants you to wear heels around the house, maybe even "in bed" but not a freakin slipper heel. Come on now, the ArmHe has to be better then this.
-He

More Great Ways to Freak a Guy Out...

A lady knows the importance of tidy landscaping, and we understand the demands of a busy woman. Meet Trim & Proper—the nude, cotton spandex panties that cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect. Our perfectly manicured façades can even let you tryout your next style before making the mistake of a hasty commitment.

Once again, He introduces another strange form of clothing that boggles He's mind. We had the hairy p*nties, then the penis envy underwear, and lastly the boob shirt. Now apparently Trim and Proper brings you underwear with the hair pattern on the outside??! He isn't even sure He gets it. Instead of shaving into a landing strip, wearing nude color underwear is suppose to give the same affect? Umm, isn't the point of shaving the landing strip for when the underwear comes off? Then what happens? Like "Hahaha I have a landing strip on my underwear, but not on my body, gotcha!" Sorry, but that's not funny, He doesn't get the joke.
-He

Morning Emails Make He Sick...

I know women's fashion is your forte, but you have to have something
to say about these underwear-like contraptions. This is nuts
(literally).
-Emily Claire

Well Emily, you just absolutely ruined He's morning. He appreciates that you were thinking of FbyHe, but for the love of He, please don't send in images like this. Ugh, He almost puked when He opened the link. But Emily you are right, no one, nooooo onneee, should be wearing these things. He would not recommend going to the link as many of the items for sale are offensive even to He.
-He

FashionHELP by He...Girls Walking in High Heels!

Dearest He,
I've noticed an increasing number of girls walking around in 5 inch heels who look like chickens. I am all for your motto "the higher the heel the hotter the girl" but can you please shed some light on the girls on the planet who can't walk in heels. Maybe there is a heel-tutor somewhere that could make a lot of money off of this...
Thanks!
Caroline (a girl who CAN walk in heels...)

So right off the bat, when celebrities or models fall, it is hysterical. None Stop Laughter and He thinks we can all agree on that. But what is a real problem is what proud ArmHe member, Caroline, brings up. Girls who think they can walk in heels, but can't. This is a different kind of laughter, the kind where everyone points and laughs, but in more of a "that's ridiculous, dumb girl" kinda way. He is pretty sure He did a post on this before, but 1300 posts later, who the hell can find anything.

Anyway, Caroline is right, there should be a how to walk in heels class or exercise type video, so girls can practice in their own homes. No one wants to be the loser of the group that doesn't know how to walk in heels. For those of you who fall into the "i can't walk in high heels category" here is a video to help. Either way learn how to walk in heels or don't come out of the house. This is a man eat man world, and the higher the heel, the hotter the girl.
-He

Oldie but a Goodie...

Harem pants, aka poop in your pants pants still don't look good, and He doesn't care what season it is. Somehow they manage, like most things, to look worse in dirty flats then they would in anything else.
-he

When Animal Love Goes Too Far...

anyone else starting to feel like it's animal week here on Fashion by He? He was okay with the Spirit Hoods, not okay with the animal gloves, but this is creepyyyyy. Talk about your ultimate don't come near me lipstick, you found yourself a winner. No it's not cute and cuddly, no one will come anywhere close to you. It is actually gross.
-He

Hats ok, Gloves no no no...

Just because He Wrote the other day that some girls look good in those Spirit Hoods, does not mean that you should go so far to now put animals on your hands as well. And if it makes it any worse, they carry a full line of Critter Clothing, strange and weirdness continues.
-He

It's Cold, But It Ain't This Cold...

Maybe Lou Mistraou' found a way to keep you warm in the winter months, but in no way should you be running out to buy one of these things. At almost $300 there is even more of a reason not to buy one of these color munchin hats. Just because it is winter does not mean we can walk around looking like fools. How is no one else not realizing this? He can see it now, 10 people wearing a different color standing in the street, it'll look like a walking pack of Skittles. The Fashion World Never Fails to Amaze or Amuse.
-He

Everyone Loves Barney...

(Thanks to Dee from Chicago for the pic)

Talk about a clusterf*ck of colors. Bingo!
-He

Never to Cold for these...

"it's freezing in here mr bigglesworth" Someone call mother nature tell her to turn the heat back on over NYC.

-He

Dont' Judge a Book By It's Cover...

Sorry but it's not about what is on the "inside" that counts at all. Especially not with a shirt like this. Hope no one threw up their lunch.
-He

Ew There is Something in Your Hair...

Guys do not like when girls put gel or moose or whatever the hell else is popular these days into your hair. We like silky smooth shiny nice touchable hair. Hair is the number one must underrated feature that you girls think we do not pay attention to, but we see it. Bad hair is like bad teeth, gross and disguising, not going anywhere near you. So take a few extra minutes in the morning, blow dry, flatten, do whatever the hell you have to, buy some herbal essence, He doesn't know, but for He-sake and your sake, make your hair look good.
-He

Not Everything in Vegas is Good

So He just got back from Vegas, took the red eye, killer flight. Anyway He is freakin exhausted right now, too tired to blog well. Here is a horrible looking pic He took, more thoughts are for sure to come. A General He thoughts on LV, should be good. Until then keep looking at this zebra outfit or whatever the hell she is thinking
-He

Not Everyone Can Wear Leggings as Pants...

If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
-He

P.S. He knows He totally avoiding the UGGs in this picture, but if you didn't' realize how stumpy they make your legs look by now, well there is no eye doctor in the world that is gonna be able to help you out.

Furry Boots on a Furry Monday...

These boots are never acceptable, and but not acceptable He is talking about the black boots. Just kidding. The Furry boots look a lot more ridiculous. Unless you're an animal, your feet should never have this much fur near or on them.
-He

P.S. He is heading out to Vegas tomorrow and will be gone for the rest of the week. Gonna be blogging as best as He-manly possible.