Stringkini Makes He Smile

Hell they didn't invent it, but they sure as sh*t made it sexy. Does anyone make a sexier commercial then VS? Can someone say Cheeky-Heaven?
-He

Of Course, You Want to F ck He...

It appears Victoria Secret is trying to get all clever for Valentines Day. A couple of quick thoughts on these.
Call Me - If you are waiting for He to see this message until He gets to your underwear, well not so sure. And if you want He to call you, should you at least tell He what to call you.
I French Kissing - Well again nothing like the last minute, He means come on already, He is down to your thong, and now you want to tell He you like to kiss...weird timing yet again.
I want to F ck You - well of course you do, you already let the guy go this far to see your underwear. Just a matter of time now before the smushing begins.
-He

P.S. Thanks to HottHe Katy for the tip.

Cuddling Up Next to He....

Well with more snow falling in NYC, He got an emailing asking for Tips on good "cuddling up" apparel. It was actually a great idea, middle of winter, what is better then sleeping late, breakfast in bed, and cuddling up on the couch? Who wouldn't want an opportunity to do that with He for a weekend? In case you did get the chance, here is a little preview of what He would expect from a CozHe lady, listed in no special order.

1) Yoga Pants - Leggings - Gods give to man.
2) Hanes White Tank Tops - aka wife beaters - No Bra Needed - one of He's Favorite looks of all times.
4) Boyfriend Button down - Means it was a good night, pair with boy shorts for extreme happiness.
5) Pajama Pants - Cute but Pajama shorts are cuter
6) Boy shorts - Never Granny P*nties, no way no how, Boy shorts are the way to go, pair with a tank top, long sleeve shirt, pretty much anything and He will be happy.
7) T-Shirts - The softer the better, a boyfriends, a hand-me-down, but again He prefers the bra remains on the floor.
8) Lingerie, Lace, Babydolls, Teddys, etc - Don't get He wrong, He loves all of these, but are better at night then they are in the morning. Make the switch over to something more comfortable and cute. Leave the sexy and hot outfits as a memory of the night.

And of course no matter what you end up wearing, remember, He takes He's coffee black, eggs over easy and butter on white toast.
-He

Quick Word About the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

He isn't even sure where to begin. First, why are any of those girls dating the lead singers of kings of leon or maroon 5, bad decisions. Second, He never claimed to be the best looking man in the world, but pretty sure after having one of them read Fashion by He, He would have them hooked on He. It was hard for He to peal his eyes away and check out the shoes, but if anyone else took a second to look, it was a pretty sick collection in its own. Outfits of course are unreal, another successful year by VS. The girls, well, they don't call them angels for no reason. sh*t is mind blowing, even the commercials were hot.
-He

P.S. If He has said it once, He has said it a million times, Victoria Secret is missing out on a billion dollars in sales, but no having a store (even 1 in nyc) with their catalog clothing. Sh*t would KILL, it is He's promise to the entire VS empire that the people would come from far and wide to buy out everything. It's such a simple idea, not sure why this hasn't been done yet. Maybe it's not so simple, and He is just a genius.

Sweater Dresses Warm the ArmHe for Winter

Love the sweater dress. Love it. Has to be one of the best looks for winter hands down. Is it a shirt? Is it a dress? Girls look at a sweater dress and think its a dress, guys look and thing, bingo she's in a long shirt, which is somehow sexier to us. Even though its cold many of these tight sweater dresses allow you to show off your hopefully fit winter body, even though your wearing a warm sweater.
-He

P.S. For any designers out there, here is a quick lesson for your Lookbook. Pick a Hot model. If your model is ugly or gross, it doesn't matter how good your clothes look, they will look just as bad as the model does. Hot Model + Hot Clothes = He Approved. Don't believe He? He found two instances this week of ugly models making good clothing look like sh*t. Example 1. Example 2.

Shoe of the Week...Colin Stuart

Meet Colin Stuart from Victoria Secret, and his line of awesomeness. Well let's start off by saying not everything in the line is awesome, you must be careful as there are definitely some He Not-Approved shoes in the mix. But He found 6 great options seen above, gotta have a boot for winter, and its gotta have a heel. He is also thinking that a military-esk bottie should be on the must have list too. Those strappy heels, top center, are by far the best of the mix, real hot.
-He

2 Million Dollars Does Not Impress He...

Don't think for a second that it takes a $2 million bra to get He to check out your boobs. That would not be correct, go buy a $50 bra and we can go on vacation with the left over money.
-He

He-lloween with Victoria Secret...

Don't think for a second that this is going to be the only He-lloween post of the month, but it's a good way to start things off. Victorias Secret decided it was time to class up halloween by sexing it up. Coming out with 7 sexy outfits, VS just entered into the halloween game, and they did not dissapoint. God Bless anyone who wears one of these outfits, He knows that He-lloween and girls go minimal in clothing, but these make He very happy. Let He tell you something, most outfits on halloween are going to make your man happy, but in case you were wondering these from VS are definitely He Approved.
-He

P.S. What is the ArmHe dressing up as for Halloween?

Time for the ArmHe to Get Ready for Football!

During the football season, which is quickly approaching, men feel that women should be seen and not heard. By seen guys simply mean bringing us food and beer. It's an unfortunate world that we live in but this time a year is very important to us Hes, here are some tips to make it more enjoyable. Go to Victorias Secret and get yourself some of these underwear, make sure to buy the one's with your mans team on it., otherwise you will just piss him off. Next buy a tshirts from that same team. Before all his fellow Hes show up, make sure to prance around the house wearing just the underwear and tshirt, let us call this the "pregame warm up." When the party arrives and the game starts, just keeping bringing food and beer to your man. Stick with the tshirts, or a mini jersey. Its a good way to get him to notice your still there. Be into the game, and by that He means sit there and watch. Don't get pissed if He ignores you, its football season, get over it. If a guy yells at the screen don't tell him "they cant hear you" we know, we will still yell. If our team loses, be nice, we probably won't be in the best mood. Just remember if you look good, it'll help us get over the loss, or enjoy the win that much more.
-He

Stay Away From the Cup'd Tops...Not Approved!

Since it is bathing suit season, He feels its necessary to let you ladies in on a little secret: the cupped bra-style bathing suit top is NOT a good look. This is mostly aimed at girls with smaller boobs because the cupped suit tops are for pushing up and shaping, but all ladies need to stay away from these things. You may think the cup tops are giving you some extra size/shape/support, but He just doesn't like the look and they mainly draw attention to your on-the-smaller-side boobs. Regardless of boob size, He would rather see you in a normal bathing suit top than one of these bra tops any day of the week. Bras for regular life (and even then, they're overrated), bathing suits for life at the beach. Write that down.
- He