Harem Pants on Crack...

Well ain't that something. They went ahead and made the harem pant even worse then ever. Are these the Harem Short? Wouldn't the cutouts make it hard to walk? Its would be like having a parchute tied to your legs. Seems absolutely and totally ridiculous. How do companies actually make this sh*t and not fire their designers? What the f*ck! If He was running a clothing company and a designer of He's came into the office with this idea, He be tossed into the street so f*cking fast, the designer would need these parachute harem pants to help break her fall.

(Thanks to Bryce for the tip.)

-He

Doodie Pants...aka Harem Pants

Not sure why we even call these harem pants. Trying to make doodie pants sound trendy? You can wrap some sh*t in a bow but its still a peice of sh*t. Get the point. You can call these pants whatever the hell you want, but they still look horrible.
-He

Pants Guaranteed to Make You Ugly

As if harem pants weren't ugly enough, Tsumori Chisato had to go and take it to a whole new level. High waisted sweatpant harem pants are horrible, and there would have to be something seriously wrong with you to wear these.
-He

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FashionHELP by He...Cynthia

He brings you the 2nd edition of FashionHELP by He. Meet Cynthia, she hails from Romania and needs some fashion help. He has reviewed her email and pictures and has provided some simple tips Cynthia and many others can use to bring their styles up to He standards.

"Ok, here are some of my pictures.I kind of hate being taken photos, can't seem to relax in front of a camera. I'm not much of a fan of jeans nor high heels, unless the context requiers them. Be rough, tell me where there are mistakes and what can I do to style up a bit. "

Well first off, it's great to know Cynthia likes it rough. Here are the changes He would like to see Cynthia make. Leave your comments with more tips for Cynthia.

~Gloves as you are wearing are never okay! Never! Leather gloves maybe if you have that bad ass style going, but these white lacey things needed to be burned. The dress is okay, not great, not horrible, just okay.

~Harem pants are horrible, burn them with your gloves. He has previously discussed his feelings on Harem Pants. Extremely unattractive. Go with a tigher fitting pant. Leggings, expecially black leggings are extremely popular right now.

~Flower dress makes me nauseous. Honestly, it looks like a spring flower garden threw-up all over you. He is not against floral patterns but it has to be done and good taste. He would much rather see you in a Silk dress. This can show off your curves a bit more and remain stylish.

~Stick with a little black dress and you can dress it up with accessories to add color and to get rid of the tacky gross dresses asap...LBD never goes out of style and its crucial to have in the closet

~He takes offense to you not liking heels. If you want to look the best you can, He suggest you start liking them.

~Not liking jeans is kind of a problem to. There are probably other outfits you can wear, however it will be tough. Even if you don't like something, you just gotta suck it up.

If you or a friend needs FashionHELP, contact He to find out more.
-He