Hi, I Just Threw Up Gold...Oops!

Some better call in the fire department to put out these flames asap. Every now and then He comes across a designer or clothing that just blows He's mind. Like who in their right mind would actually wear this sh*t? Forget for a second trying to impress someone of the other sex, ya just don't look good in that much gold. What was the thinking, "ooo these jeans are soo comfortable, i really just wish they had some gold flames on them!" NOO, stop it. No one should be buying or wearing this crap. If you did want to purchase any of this gold apparel you could get them here: Flames Shirt, Flames Pants and Crazy Gold Shorts. But just don't do it.
-He