Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game...

He knows what you are thinking before you even started to read this. "What a whore!" Incorrect my good friend. There is nothing whorish about this shirt. In fact this is an amazing look. You must have a high level of confidence to wear this style out. You really are putting yourself out there for the world to see, but hey, gotta take risks. Some people use double sided tape, these people are the wanna be-s. The real girls throw this shirt on tapeless and take the wardrobe malfunctions as they come. Props to you ladies for keeping He happy. Let's not forget every guy loves the side boob, as side boob is the new cleavage.
-He