"When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the best fashion blogger, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. He loves a winner. He will not tolerate a loser. He despise cowards. He plays to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why He has never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to He."He hates UGGS. Every guy hates UGGS. As of today, He has officialy Declared War on UGGS. He will not fail, He will not surrender. This war will not be one in a day, or a month or even a year, but He will never stop fighting. He asks you to join in this war, help elimiate these ugly messes of a shoe. He wants to live in a world where these shoes are no longer in existence, a place where speaking the word UGGS is punishable. If you women cannot realize why He hate these shoes, well then you have much to learn. Your move UGG. (speech altered from patton)
-He
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