Shoe of the Week...United Nude

There is nothing better then being in the "know." When you have friends like Tess from The Little Black List, you get insider info. Tess turned He onto these shoes last week, and unfortunately He held off until today to post them. These are the first released pics of the shoes as far as He knows. They are called "Iris Van Herpen x United Nude" and damn are they HOT.
-He

You are Definitely NOT Gonna Look Good...

Well great finally He found jewelry that is guaranteed to turn people away. Why anyone would buy this face distorting jewelry is not something He can understand. But hey, He hopes someone wears it and He is there to take a picture and laugh at it.
-He